What you can't call your dog

Baby Jesus.

That is top of the list of names that are not a good idea.

And I am not jokiing. When Puppygirl had babies, one of them went to Hilary Ord, who used to own Cafe Verona on K Rd. Hilary has two wee kids and they were really small at the time and she turned to them and said in that bright, cheery voice grownups often use with kids: "Now what shall we call her?"

The little boy piped up really enthusiastically and said, without missing a beat: "Baby Jesus!"

The look on Hilary's face was priceless. She looked like she wanted to be sick.

They settled on "Tricky". MORE>>